Nautical wooden signs

Dorset Gifts
A family run business trading in Dorset since 1982

Nautically Themed Signs and Seaside Signs

 

Welcome Wooden Plank Style Sign - DGL8812

With a plank effect. Offering a nautical welcome. Measures 79 cms whopping long, 22 cms in height and approximately 3 cms deep. Fixings lined up on the back for you.

£19.95 each

 

 

Our New Relax Sign - DGL8822

We did very well with a Relax sign several years ago – we ran out, and it’s taken this long to get one back in to stock which we like as much. Measures a good 39 cms in length, 19 cms high and approximately 3 cms deep. Made of wood.

£13.50 each

 

 

Beach Wooden Sign - DGL8811

Quite a big Beach sign too and made of wood with rope with fixings on the back. Measures 48 cms in length, 18 cms high and approximately 5 cms deep.

£14.95 each

 

 

Seahorse Wall Décor in Blue and White - DGL6968

Wooden effect seahorse wall décor in blues and whites – quite a striking design measuring 45 cms in height, 30 cms wide and approximately 2 cms deep with fixings on the wall for hanging.

£14.95 each

 

 

LOVE Driftwood Sign - DGL7815

Measures 70 cms in length, 30 cms in height and 6 cms deep. It’s all you need……quite a whopper, a statement, it’s Balinese driftwood as theirs is a much nice texture than ours. It’s not been as badly battered by storm after storm.

£45 each

 

 

Beach Fish Sign - DGL8814

Made of wood and measures 58 cms wide, 16 cms high and 3 cms deep. An alternative to other beach signs and a fair bit larger than most of them too. Pastel colours, tasty looking but definitely not edible.

£14.95 each

 

 

Mermaids This Way Sign - DGL7458

Measures 40 cms long, 20 centimetres high and 3 cms deep.


£11.95 each

 

 

Beach Rules Wooden Wall Art - DGL7489

Beach Rules wooden wall art measuring 58 cms in height and 30 cms wide.



£13.95 each

 

 

On Holiday Wooden Sign - DGL7486

On Holiday wooden sign measuring 60 cms by 40 cms with a fixing on the back. A very useful sign to take on holiday with you if you haven’t had a vacation for a long time or sometimes have problems deciding the best option in unfamiliar surroundings.


£12.50 each

 

 

No Riff Raff Except Seagulls - DGS6955

We have had riff raff signs in before but these wooden ones with seagulls are a little bigger at 20 cms in height and 7 cms in width. Always raise a smile in the shop. It is actually a medieval French term referring to the plundering of bodies on the battlefield.

£8.95 each

 

 

Rope Beach Sign Small - DG 7453s

Our roped beach sign are surprisingly made from rope and every new batch recently has been coming to us spelt correctly and no longer indicating it could be the way to a tree. A good way of spending just over a fiver and this nautically themed sign casually adds to that beachy look.

37 x 14 x 3cms

£9.95

 

Nautical Signs

Nautical Sign Gone Fishing

Nautical Sign Gone Sailing

Nautical Sign Gone Diving

Nautical Sign Gone Swimming

Our four best selling nautical signs can hang from the ceiling or walls by the thick seafaring rope you can see in the images. They all sell well and perhaps "Gone Fishing" sells best with an estimated three million (!!) UK anglers as potential recipients of one of these. These nautical wood signs measure just under 19 inches in length and the depth of each sign is just under 5 inches, so a good impact from these attractive handpainted signs. The little wooden central inserts set them apart and add a bit of style to the decoration. They're all hand made and hand painted...no two are exactly the same. Ideal seaside style decoration for the beach style themed room or nautical bathroom!

£13.50 each
£22 for 2

The Gone Diving sign is currently OUT OF STOCK.

If you would like to order 2 items of different design, please specify in the Special Intructions box on the checkout page.

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Nautical Sign Gone Fishing
Nautical Sign Gone Sailing
Nautical Sign Gone Diving

Nautical Sign Gone Swimming

 

Small Fish Chalk Board - DGSG7

There's a lot of uses for our small fish chalkboards - not least for nautical events, shops, home decor etc. Made of wood and measuring 26 cms in length by 20 cms in depth to the top of the rope. Not sure what species the fish is and wouldn't really want to hazard a guess.

£4.95 each

 

Blue/Gold To the Beach Sign - DGZY67037

We like the gold arrow on our mainly blue "To the Beach" sign. Measures 23 cms in length and incuding rope hanger 18 cms in height. This seaside inspired sign is made of wood. Don't forget your swim suit.

£8.95 each

 

Fish WC Sign - DGZY171

Made to hang from the loo door and in pastel shades, shaped like a fish -  approximately 23 cms long and height with rope is 17 cms.

£6.95 each

 

Welcome Puffins Ceramic Sign - DG55428

Simple cute small ceramic hanger showing 2 puffins and oval in shape with a rope above.  Measures  9 cms in width and  6 cms maximum height. Excellent little nautical addition which can be hung or laid flat.

£4.95 each

 

Beach Sign with Clock - DG15527

Part of a range and we have some lovely similar products online to include other beach signs  but as you can see this attractive wooden hand painted item at under £10 also has a clock (batteries not included for safety reasons). This measures 37 cms in length by 13 cms in height and stands on its own base. This does not include the fine weather or any part of Poole Harbour in the background and under distance selling regulations we confirm £9.95 is just for the clock.

£9.95 each

OUT OF STOCK

 

Beach Starfish Sign - DG52826

Wooden Beach sign with hanging rope and ornamental starfish to help spell out the theme!  At 42 cms long this is an attractive and modern looking seaside sign.

£11.95 each

 

Local Salmon Metal Sign - DG8474

 

A reasonably sized metal sign promoting local salmon!! Measures 36 cms by 20 cms  - sturdy, long lasting and a cool addition to the kitchen or nautical space.

£7.95 each

 

 

Gulls Only Sign - DG5005

 

Our "Gulls Only" sign is unique, new and a little exclusive, especially if you're a cormorant. Measures 17 cms in height and width.

£8.95 each

 

 

Metal Oyster Sign

Metal oyster sign for those of you who just can't bring yourselves to buy the Fish and Chip sign or have seen the fish and chip sign next door at the Joneses and want to have one over on them.

Although these are made of the same metal as the fish and chip sign and are the same size at approximately 37 cms by 20 cms we charge a pound more for these in order to make them a little more exclusive.

£8.99 each
£17 for 2

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Hand Beach Sign - DG7186

 

Hand "Beach" sign and this one is made of wood with a hand pointing in what we all must assume is likely to be the direction of the beach. Seaside detail with a little decorative net and seashell and measuring 40 cms by 12 cms with rope for hanging.

£7.99 each

 

Beach House Sign - DG6337

 

Chunky wooden beach house sign with a worn look and meauring 33 cms by 15 cms

£8.99 each

 

WC Sign

WC Sign

Nautical WC Sign

This is probably the best nautical wooden sign line we have in the shop for the small room. They're made of wood and there are no attachments on the back, the way forward is to hang the sign by the rope next to the door, not on the door and it looks great! For continuity of theme we have a matching loo roll holder listed on our Decorative Items page and together with a few of our shells and "sea life" soap dish accessories etc. the bathroom is sorted!

8 ins high x 7 ins wide x 1ins deep

£8.99 each
£15 for those of you with two loos

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Get Naked Sign - DG7307

An impressive foot in length and 5 inches high. Made of metal and black and white with distressed edges and 2 hooks on the back. Probably not really a kitchen accessory but could have a use in the bathroom, bedroom or secluded part of the garden.

£4.99 each
£9 for 2

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'I'd rather be on the Beach' Sign

Similar to the above 'Gone to the Beach sign' for those people who haven't quite managed it yet.

10 inches long, 3 inches high and hanging to a depth of 8 and a half inches.

£6.99 each
£10 for 2

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Nautical Signs

We know, the "Lost Wife and Dog" classic has very little to do with the sea or the coast, but it's up there creating the biggest chuckles in the shop amongst the chaps while their good ladies are on a spending mission. These wooden signs with a metal hanger come in a nice off white colour.

25 cms long,  16 cms deep and barely one centimetre deep.

DG7557 LOST
£4.99

DG7557 GALLEY
£4.99

DG7557 BORN 
£4.99

Any 2 for £9

If you are ordering 2 items of different design, please choose 'Mixed' from the drop down menu and specify which ones you would like in the Special Intructions box on the checkout page.

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Brass Toilet Sign - DG15685

Brass Toilet Sign

16cms

£9

 

Brass Captain Sign - DG15682

Brass Captain Sign

16cms

£9

 

Brass Admiral Sign - DG15681

Brass Admiral Sign

16cms

£9

 

"England Expects" Plaque 10cm - 95808

England Expects Brass Plaque

 

£8.95

 

Beach Hut Sign - DG7048BH

Beach hut sign

"I love my Beach Hut".  Well, apparently there are 20,000 beach huts in the UK. Personally we would have guessed higher but this does mean we have had to pre-order 20,000 of these to sell to all you lovely beach hut owners! These beach hut signs measure 25 cms long and 8 cms in height.. Go on - you know you love your beach hut!

£8.99

 

Bedroom Sign - DG7047

Our three best signs for the children's rooms. Two in pretty pink and of course blue for the boys!

48 cms long and 15 cms high.

Princess Sign - £4.95 each

Girl's Room and Boy's Room Signs - £9.95

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Humourous Signs - DG7554

Our humorous and not so humorous signs measure 30 cms in length and you'll be pleased to hear they are all made of coffee wood with a rope hanger to boot.

If ordering more than one, please specify in the Special Request box at checkout which signs you want.

£6.99 each
£12 for 2

 

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Ocean Sign - DG7485

Our competitively priced wood effect Ocean Sign says it all, and we can get them personally signed by their creator who passed his eleven plus verbal reasoning paper with flying colours. These are 30 cms long and 20 cms wide.

We are expecting stock in soon. You can pre-order now.

£4.99

 

It's a Pirate's Life for Me Sign - DG2834

It's a Pirate's Life for Me Sign


It's a Pirate's Life for Me. And you. And your kids. We've put this sign together in blue for the boys and it has a couple of hooks on the back. We'd like to say that these have been made from "walk the plank" wood but we'd be fibbing a little. 

31 x 17 cms

£8.99 each

 

I Am Already Disturbed Sign - DG3403

I Am Already Disturbed Sign

 

We're not suggesting that the majority of the people who browse our site fall into this category but it's surprising how many of these I am already disturbed signs we sell!

31cm x 14.5cm

£7.99 each

 

Hanging Signs - DG3498

Feeling anti-social? Maybe you need one of these signs...

Great for Dad's garden shed (or Man Cave!) or for the kids' den.

18cm x 5cm

£4.95 each

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Nice, Normal Family Sign - DG2832

 

Every family home should have one - measures 39 cms by 14 cms.

£8.99 each

 

'Family Rules' sign - DG7480

30 x 58.5 x 0.9 cms

£12.99

 

'In this house' sign - DG7481

30 x 58.5 x 0.9 cms

£12.99