Nautical wooden signs

Dorset Gifts
One of the leading nautical gift retailers in the UK

Nautical Signs

Nautical Sign Gone Fishing

Nautical Sign Gone Sailing

Nautical Sign Gone Diving

Nautical Sign Gone Swimming

Our four best selling nautical signs can hang from the ceiling or walls by the thick seafaring rope you can see in the images. They all sell well and perhaps "Gone Fishing" sells best with an estimated three million (!!) UK anglers as potential recipients of one of these. These nautical wood signs measure just under 19 inches in length and the depth of each sign is just under 5 inches, so a good impact from these attractive handpainted signs. The little wooden central inserts set them apart and add a bit of style to the decoration. They're all hand made and hand painted...no two are exactly the same. Ideal seaside style decoration for the beach style themed room or nautical bathroom!

£13.50 each
£22 for 2

The Gone Diving sign is currently OUT OF STOCK.

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Nautical Sign Gone Fishing
Nautical Sign Gone Sailing
Nautical Sign Gone Diving

Nautical Sign Gone Swimming

 

Fish Loo Signs - DGSJ3851

There's a market for these, maybe every home doesn't need one but most nautical ones do and these lovely fish are 18 cms long with a hanger.

£4.95

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Beach Sign with Clock - DG15527

Part of a range and we have some lovely similar products online to include other beach signs  but as you can see this attractive wooden hand painted item at under £10 also has a clock (batteries not included for safety reasons). This measures 37 cms in length by 13 cms in height and stands on its own base. This does not include the fine weather or any part of Poole Harbour in the background and under distance selling regulations we confirm £9.95 is just for the clock.

£9.95 each

 

Nautical Fish Shaped Beach Sign - DG15535

A new Beach sign everybody.  All the usual suspects still remain but this one measures 50cms by 14 cms and will work best on the Western side of the British Isles as the sign points left. Made of wood and delicately painted with rope and excellent detail. Good seller in our shop on Poole Quay which you are more than welcome to visit and join the orderly queue. Always mention that you have seen us online, this could result in a member of staff ducking behind the counter but also qualifies you for one of 30 flavours of our lovely Marshfield ice cream (as a free gift).

£8.95 each

 

Welcome to the Beach Sign - DGTY8521

 

A nicely crafted "Welcome to the Beach" sign measuring approximately 35 cms in length and 10 cms in height. We do have several such signs and there are a lot more on the market but our policy is to only sell online the ones that sell best in our shop. This hanging nautically themed sign has been reduced in price and offers great value at £5.95. We're off to the beach.

£5.95 each

 

 

Local Salmon Metal Sign - DG8474

 

A reasonably sized metal sign promoting local salmon!! Measures 36 cms by 20 cms  - sturdy, long lasting and a cool addition to the kitchen or nautical space.

£9.95 each

 

 

Beware of the Sharks Sign - DG5162

 

Useful sign, especially if you live near shark infested waters or the financial district in the centre of London.   11cms by 11 cms and made of wood.

£4.95 each

 

 

No Riff Raff Sign - DG3054

 

Our riff raff signs are still selling well and this size is only available in blue at 40 cms long and 7 cms high. If you as the buyer are disreputable or worthless please take a look at some of our other signs. If you are gradually climbing the social ladder how about one of these?

£4.95 each

 

 

Fish and Chip Sign - DG7299

 

Not quite by Royal Appointment but every good home should have one of these in the kitchen!! Nice and flat with two hooks on the back and available probably for less than a large piece of cod and chips (with gravy in some places).

37cms x 20cms

£7.99 each

 

Metal Oyster Sign

Metal oyster sign for those of you who just can't bring yourselves to buy the Fish and Chip sign or have seen the fish and chip sign next door at the Joneses and want to have one over on them.

Although these are made of the same metal as the fish and chip sign and are the same size at approximately 37 cms by 20 cms we charge a pound more for these in order to make them a little more exclusive.

£8.99 each
£17 for 2

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Hand Beach Sign - DG7186

 

Hand "Beach" sign and this one is made of wood with a hand pointing in what we all must assume is likely to be the direction of the beach. Seaside detail with a little decorative net and seashell and measuring 40 cms by 12 cms with rope for hanging.

£7.99 each

 

Beach House Sign - DG6337

 

Chunky wooden beach house sign with a worn look and meauring 33 cms by 15 cms

£8.99 each

 

Welcome Fish Sign - DG8704

A pretty nautical sign which doesn't actually do anything but just looks nice! We like it as it is, no need to put hooks or a thermometer on it, it's just a pleasing sign with a message measuring 39 cms in length and 13 cms in height and about the size of a sea bass for four but made of wood.

£7.99 each
£15 for 2

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WC Sign

WC Sign

Nautical WC Sign

This is probably the best nautical wooden sign line we have in the shop for the small room. They're made of wood and there are no attachments on the back, the way forward is to hang the sign by the rope next to the door, not on the door and it looks great! For continuity of theme we have a matching loo roll holder listed on our Decorative Items page and together with a few of our shells and "sea life" soap dish accessories etc. the bathroom is sorted!

8 ins high x 7 ins wide x 1ins deep

£8.99 each
£15 for those of you with two loos

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Gone to the Beach Sign

Gone to the Beach Sign

A classic sea weathered beach style look for our Gone to the Beach signs which could translate to just "gone out" or "go away". These are made of wood and the distressed look is enhanced by the rough line running through the middle of the sign. Our best selling beach sign from a collection of a dozen we will be adding to the website.

10 inches long, 3 inches high and hanging to a depth of 8 and a half inches.

£6.99 each
£10 for 2

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Get Naked Sign - DG7307

An impressive foot in length and 5 inches high. Made of metal and black and white with distressed edges and 2 hooks on the back. Probably not really a kitchen accessory but could have a use in the bathroom, bedroom or secluded part of the garden.

£4.99 each
£9 for 2

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'I'd rather be on the Beach' Sign

Similar to the above 'Gone to the Beach sign' for those people who haven't quite managed it yet.

10 inches long, 3 inches high and hanging to a depth of 8 and a half inches.

£6.99 each
£10 for 2

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Happiness Sign

 

Our Happiness sign comes in an ocean blue and is made from three wooden panels with 2 hooks on the back to adequately support this poignant statement referring really to those of us lucky enough to live in an idyllic fishing village somewhere remote in this world!

Big enough to get the message across at 2 feet (60 cm ) high and 16 inches across (40 cms).

£17.50 each

 

There is Always One Sign - DGSJ4314

 

Dinky little wooden sign with metal hanger and measuring 6 inches long and 3 inches high.

£2.99 each

 

Relax Sign

Relax Sign with Lifering

Relax Sign

 

Charming small nautical beach sign made of wood with a blue lifering and making a simple statement. We think perfect for the office or facing the customers!

30 cms long, 9cms high.

£8.99 each

 

 

Gone Surfing Metal Sign - DGSM13


Popular metal surfing sign and just to be sure that you are aware of the kind of surfing meant, there is an image of a surfer and not a computer in the top right hand corner. Fits flush to the wall with two hooks and measures 12 inches by 7 inches.

£7.99 each

 

Rope Wall Hanging Welcome Sign - DG7451

 



60 x 11.5 x 3 cm

 

£12.50 each

 

Rope Beach Sign Small - DG 7453s



37 x 14 x 3cms

£4.99

 

Nautical Signs

We know, the "Lost Wife and Dog" classic has very little to do with the sea or the coast, but it's up there creating the biggest chuckles in the shop amongst the chaps while their good ladies are on a spending mission. These wooden signs with a metal hanger come in a nice off white colour.

25 cms long,  16 cms deep and barely one centimetre deep.

DG7557 LOST
£4.99

DG7557 GALLEY
£4.99

DG7557 BORN 
£4.99

Any 2 for £9

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Bathroom Sign in Wood - DGNS13

We took a look at our signs. We looked at what they said. The most poetic of our team, and the only one with an "A level" in English said, "you've got lots of signs saying lots of lovely things but if it's the bathroom you have to get to the point". So we found a sign with "bathroom" written on it in to add to the portfolio and can now sell these in the USA alongside the WC sign. They both have very different meanings depending upon what really happens once you close the door to the bathroom and neither have very much to do with having a bath.

They are made of a light wood, a wood that is light enough for us to send them to the USA where recipients can wash their hands, have a bath or even use the WC.  There's another cross-Atlantic meaning for "Rest Room" - we'll get on to this next - what you get on to in there has very little to do with resting. We'll probably do one of these in driftwood.

25cms long

£6.99 each

 

Brass No Entry Sign - DG15684

Brass No Entry Sign

16cms

£9

 

Brass Toilet Sign - DG15685

Brass Toilet Sign

16cms

£9

 

Brass Captain Sign - DG15682

Brass Captain Sign

16cms

£9

 

Brass Admiral Sign - DG15681

Brass Admiral Sign

16cms

£9

 

"England Expects" Plaque 10cm - 95808

England Expects Brass Plaque

 

£8.95

 

Beach Hut Sign - DG7048BH

"I love my Beach Hut".  Well, apparently there are 20,000 beach huts in the UK. Personally we would have guessed higher but this does mean we have had to pre-order 20,000 of these to sell to all you lovely beach hut owners! These signs measure 25 cms long and 8 cms in height.. Go on - you know you love your beach hut!

£8.99

 

Bedroom Sign - DG7047

Our three best signs for the children's rooms. Two in pretty pink and of course blue for the boys!

48 cms long and 15 cms high.

£9.95 each

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Humourous Signs - DG7554

Our humorous and not so humorous signs measure 30 cms in length and you'll be pleased to hear they are all made of coffee wood with a rope hanger to boot.

If ordering more than one, please specify in the Special Request box at checkout which signs you want.

£6.99 each
£12 for 2

 

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Ocean Sign - DG7485

Our competitively priced wood effect Ocean Sign says it all, and we can get them personally signed by their creator who passed his eleven plus verbal reasoning paper with flying colours. These are 30 cms long and 20 cms wide.

£4.99

 

The Loo Sign in Blue - DG3131


18 x 5.75 x 1cms

£4.95 each

 

It's a Pirate's Life for Me Sign - DG2834

It's a Pirate's Life for Me Sign


It's a Pirate's Life for Me. And you. And your kids. We've put this sign together in blue for the boys and it has a couple of hooks on the back. We'd like to say that these have been made from "walk the plank" wood but we'd be fibbing a little. 

31 x 17 cms

£8.99 each

 

Welcome to The Funny Farm Sign - DG3433


14 x 47.5cms

£8.99 each

 

Life is Good Sign - DG2570


39 x 13cms

£8.99 each

 

WC Striped Sign - DG3142

These attractive striped signs are available in three designs, left to right:

Teal and Beige
Peach and Beige
Eau de Nil and Beige

9.5 x 12.75 x 1 cms


£4.99 each

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Relax Sign - DG2568

39cm x13cm

£8.99 each

 

I Am Already Disturbed Sign - DG3403

I Am Already Disturbed Sign

 

We're not suggesting that the majority of the people who browse our site fall into this category but it's surprising how many of these I am already disturbed signs we sell!

31cm x 14.5cm

£7.99 each

 

No Riff Raff Sign - DG3135

Distressed look signs available in a choice of blue, bare wood effect or red.

7.5cm x 7.5cm x 1cm

£3.99 each

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Hanging Signs - DG3498

Feeling anti-social? Maybe you need one of these signs...

Great for Dad's garden shed (or Man Cave!) or for the kids' den.

18cm x 5cm

£4.95 each

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Nice, Normal Family Sign - DG2832

 

Every family home should have one - measures 39 cms by 14 cms.

£8.99 each

 

'Everything happens' sign - DG7479

30 x 30 x 0.9cms

£8.99

 

'Family Rules' sign - DG7480

30 x 58.5 x 0.9 cms

£12.99

 

'In this house' sign - DG7481

30 x 58.5 x 0.9 cms

£12.99

 

Wooden Plaque Beach Sign - DG6279

 

50 x 2.5 x 10.5cms

£7.99 each

 

Carved Wooden Sign

 

 

Carved Wooden Sign - Sailing

Available as:

Sailing
Beach
Ocean

£13.50 each
£25 for 2

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